coffeepeople:

if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me. 

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queercorn:

*straight people voice* is he… you know…

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georgehottieson:

when someone gets a lyric reference you made and then continues with the next line

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barebackinq:

Friend: Ill be there in 5 minutes are you ready?

Me:

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microsoftpussy:

INSTASLEEPIN

microsoftpussy:

INSTASLEEPIN